On the eve of his wedding, Alan Guthrie learns that it's about to happen to him.  And he's freaked - not least because his racist prospective father-in-law would never allow his daughter to marry a black man.  A desperate Alan comese up with a daring and creative solution.  It launches him and his co-conspirators on a madcap prenuptial adventure involving organic vegetables, ventriloquism, a golfing accident - and some serious identity issues.

"Daring, subversive, and wickedly funny!" - Deborah Breevort, Playwright-in-Residence, 2010 New Play Festival, Centre Stage